so this guy came up to me and said “hey what’s your name cutie?” and i accidentally said “steve” because i was thinking of the avengers at the time
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im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say
Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
i thought you would understand I AM WHO I AM I CANT CHANGE MYSELF
hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
why dont these words rhyme
Cough and rough rhyme
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
idk my sense of humor is really obnoxious and when im not being obnoxious im being really boring and quiet so i guess i can understand why no one likes me